are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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