Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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