just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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