Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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