school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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