is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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