OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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