If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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