I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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