oh god the rape fog is back!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
NoShamevember. You game?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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