Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
COCAINE IS GR8
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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