I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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