You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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