I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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