The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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