Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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