im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm always down for nudity.
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