I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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