My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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