My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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