This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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