I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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