R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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