You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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