I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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