What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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