Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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