Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Buhtt sex?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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