Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
