But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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