I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
