I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
