I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Operation Purity has been aborted
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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