CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
be right there i have to get my cape
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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