You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
