Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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