oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
