in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
porn star boner night. come get it.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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