how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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