Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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