Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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