FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Boobs are out for the taking
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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