Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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