Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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