i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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