There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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