When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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