Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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