"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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