Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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