Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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