I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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